The Jasshole

So i got this japanese neighbor dude...his mom is kinda known as a bitch throughout the apartments.........anyways..........he's like 22, graduated college..........and and he is living with his mommy again...........wtf that's about i dunno...........anyways he's studying to become a civil servant...but he has like 2 full years of studying and taking a whole myriad of tests and stuff.........anyways i have never really questioned that shit, but it is kind weird.....so he has no job and lives in a tiny apartment with his mom.........we let him start hanging out with us bc all the people around his age are the foreigners....all the other j families are in their 30s and they all just had a slew of kids over the last 2 years............anyways all he ever does is give me shit.........i mean i'm so sick of it now....i been nice........he hangs out with me more than anyone else here..........fuck if i know why.....he just always shows up here........i blame ollie.......i know somehow he arranged it.........so he always has something to say......like why is your japanese so bad?..........why don't you speak japanese as good as ollie?...........is that song you wrote supposed to be so simple? I like more intelligent music. Maybe that's just your style?...........I have told him in the past that it's rude in english to say all this shit...fuck it's rude in japan too.........anyways today he came over and in the course of ten minutes..........was like..........why are your dj videos so low quality? Do you get in trouble because your hair is too long? What do you wear to work? Certainly that oufit isn't ok? .........and he pushed it over with.......Touching my tummy and saying you should lose 10 more kilos........This is while we are looking at a photo of me 6 months ago....where i am fatter and i was like see i have lost weight! You always insult me and never say nice things...friends don't do that! Anyways he was like smiling and stuff like it's cute. And he kept complaining that he was bored. I was like i didnt invite you over and I am working on my website. I'm done stopping what Im doing just to entertain you. The amazing thing about this Japanese asshole, jasshole, is that he doesn't know why he has no japanese friends! He complains about it and is sad. But christ if he wants to hang out with the unpopular foreign kid in his building who is just as fucking annoying. I mean why the fuck would i want some kid to make me feel like shit when i been running every day for 3 months? It's like he simply can't notice a positive even if it's in his face.....and it's like i kept his fucking secret from the community.....the other week he told me he was gay, *although i'm 90% sure that he's not he just wants to be, and went on about how bad he wants to fuck the shit out of ollie....i didnt tell ollie for THREE FULL DAYS after he swore me to secrecy....Everytime he is here i have to listen to him talk about ollie's smooth skin and blue eyes........i'm like fuck you dude i got blue eyes.......and it's just like all he does is complain....today he mentioned having no money again so he can't do anything....i was like why don't you get a fucking part time job damn! and he was like my job is studying! I was like a lotta people do both...where is your japanese work ethic........anyways this was at the end so i was already pissed..........Oh fuck...i forgot to mention....on the title of my 30 second dj video there is a kanji and while i was scrolling thru fonts to choose one.....he was like that looks bad! Why dont you change the font? And I was like i am! so he said why dont you scroll thru good ones? I was like making it a question doesn't make it good. In america i would have punched your face by now....I dunno if he lost the plot or never had it...........I mean ollie isn't even gay....he's made out with like 2 dudes......and EVERYONE knows you get 3 before it's more than experimenting....and i'm pretty sure that rule is for shagging not snogging.... I mean i get it....he wants to put it in ollie's creamy white ass...but why does he think i wanna hear about it? He told me he's glad that ollie's gf and me are leaving soon so that ollie will be defenseless....I was like dude...........damn........Anyways this is my rant.....i got 11 days left in country so it's not worth having a big fight and punching his smug grin out the back of his skull....but i mean...........how can people make it into their 20s and not figure out that maybe something is wrong if they have no friends and that it's them that needs to change not society......I mean their are a coupla foreigners around here that can't even make friends with each other to play dungeons and dragons or wateva.........so i know it's not a japanese only thing.......but wtf does this guy have to come to my place........i felt bad for a while bc of how bad he wants to tap ollie...but i mean......it's so boring......he always talks about moving to the gay city........and i was like why don't you go now? Stop talking and go somewhere where you can meet a gay person! He told me he's never been into a gay guy. The one time a dude shagged him his ass hurt and he didnt like it. He even complained yesterday about how there are so many gay guys on mixi, the messageboard around here. I was like wtf isn't that good? He was like i only lover one person. I was like ollie is a pretty big pussy but at some point he is gonna flip out......prolly when you try to slip the head in at an onsen........but like dont push it........i mean i even did the friend thing at first and tested the waters with ollie to see if he's a lil bi at least.............but i mean.........let it go..........and stop bitching about every aspect of my life....i hate you jasshole.........and i think i'm gonna tell your mom that you're gay before i leave next week..........a lil goodbye and thank you present