Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Ruining a Good Thing

so i never thought i would see that j bird again...but her job sent her back a few days before i left japan 4eva....anyways....we set up a lil party with ollie and the other girl from last time.....making gyozas and stuff....and 2 more girls even come......it's kinda cool i guess....but letsnotlietoeachother....making snacks wasn't what i wanted to be doing.....i was finally recovering from the first poisoning....and i was ready for a fresh dose ifyouknowhatimean.....so anyways....we go to the grocery store and get a ton of foodstuff and booze.....bc we both know that helps....the girl looked cute but not as cute as last time....so i'm glad i didnt do something crazy like decide to stay in japan for her....and lets behonest....thats the kinda dumass move i could make.....anywayZ we make the food and i pour some likker down her throat but she's only drinking beer not shochu....which could be a problem bc maybe now she can see that i'm not as cute as she remembered either.....anyways.....we are all hanging out and making the food and once it's all made and everyone is like 3 or 4 beers deep i'm like lets play a party game...but being japanese girls they are kinda lame and just wanna play shiritori which i dont wanna explain here but is just a word game....anyways me and ollie are like when you lose you gotta drink a huge beer....so at least there will be some point to playing....i'm like what about twister....or a game where all the girls kiss each other....but instead they just wanna watch that comedy video that now i'm kinda sick of bc i seen it like a million times or something.....we watch a few mins and i was like hey baby i got you a present from my hometown in my apartement....obviously i mean a righteous shagging...but i also have a tshirt that i brought as a present like 2 years ago......so we go up and i give it to her and then when i'm about to really give it to her...she vetoes me....she is like you're leaving soon....and i'm like thats why we gotta nail now baby.....make good memories yo!.....anyways......i keep trying to convince her to at least make out a lil but she totally wont kiss me and she's like lets go back to the lame party...i was like ollie doesn't even wanna be at that lame party....and it's at his damn apartment....and she says like she's not drunk enough and just wants to be friends or something...i was like look we already did it so i'm not going back.....fuck this game.....either let me nail you or get outa here i got work tomorrow.....i had to get up at 630 for god's sakessss......anyways she won't back down and just wants to be lame so i'm like look i don't wanna be friends thats superetarded.....i just wanna play hide the sausage....i mean if you dont like me why the fuck we been emailing for a month and wtf did you wanna hang out tonite? i mean damn.....anyways long story short i threw her outa my apt bc seriously who wants to deal with a chick like that when she wants to play lameass games......anyways thats the last i heard of that girl.......now i just wish she'd never come back to town so i could remember her as this super cool chick.....now i just remember that she is as lame as all the other japanese chix i met........fuck as far as that shit i'm hella glad i'm outa japan now......but i'm sure soon enough i'll be writing to you fucks about some american bitch playing retarded games at me too......but wateva....peaCe

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